May 2012
me gusta bunda
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarrassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarrassing
looking at myself right now: how embarrassing
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looking at the pictures of "raves" in sac makes me...
i dont care how cute a girl is. if she cant keep a...
people on tumblr: omfg you're so funny and perfect and cute holy shit
people in real life: you're so awkward and annoying and ugly why do you even exist
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
White girls who listen to gangster rap music with their car windows down on their way home from private school
Shoutout to my parents for not wearing a condom...
totally-relatable:
i love tumblr
April 2012
i'd bang lizzie mcguires mom
mixilavender asked: tell me about yours! Also, if you could live in any error, what one would it be?
louiecoppertone:
wizcoylifa:
i walk into the living room and notice my son playing cooking mama on his nintendo 3ds. “holy shit kid you’re a fucking faggot” i exclaim, as i contact a divorce lawyer and start packing my things.
LOL
that awkward moment
comeupkid415:
when you wake up from sleeping for a day and a half and cant decide what was real and what was a dream……
what drugs were you on
The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
scorpionflowery:
everyone deserves to be happy (:
this^
slut4satan:
i wish i had a solid gold butthole
i wish i had solid gold balls.
i feel like a pervert..
psychedelik-breakfast:
you are one
i know :(
i feel like a pervert..
tits-n-t4ts:
Promo for promo? Message me c:
how about porno for porno?